Cant Left Out

Haiz.. Since everyone is posting on his first day of school, i cant left out too..^^

Well, on the first day, nothing much, there was no studies at all. But in the morning, i gotta handle a new student from POI LAM (SUWA). Haiz, i have to bring him to walk round the school to find the respective teacher. Finally, i found the teacher and i was so relieved. He's form4 and i dont know he entered which class, who bothered!!

On the second day, studies finally starts. First period was ADD MATHS but there was Contact Hour so the teacher did not entered the class. Unfortunately, i was choosen to take care of the Form3 and Form4 classes before they entered their respective classes because they had to listen to talks from the Form3 and 4 discipline master. Haiz, cant enjoy the leisure being in the class without teacher. Modern Maths was taught by Puan Azura again. She was also our class teacher thou not many of my classmates like her mainly becuase she's EMO and she did not apply a cert for those who had attendance 100% throughout the year last year including me. T.T. First chapter was BASES. OMG, what is she talking lar. I dont understand at all about this chapter. She left the class just after 10 minutes entering the class because she wanted to help some of my classmates get their SPBT books. Then, final period was SEJARAH. i was so sleepy!! i really couldnt concentrate. Have to do revision. Haiz. T.T

Started tuition Mr Hin today with Jian Weay. Wow, he was like a bullet. He was teaching Add Maths so fast that i almost couldnt catch up but fortunately, i was alert throughout the class although i was sleepy. After Add Maths tuition which ended at 4.15pm, i had to rush to the Physics tuition nearby Mr Hin's place which starts at 4pm. Got there late la of course. Physics was so BORING!! Slept in the class!!... Went to my dad's bank and he fetch me home at 6pm. Then, someone SMS me. I dont know who is he because i lost all my contacts. Finally i know she was Voon Bin. She claims that she saw me at Mr Hin's tuition. Fuh, i didn't realise also she was there because i was not a good recogniser..

Well, thats all for now..
One more whole year to go..
Trial was 7Sept according to my class teacher..
Ganbateh!!

Funniest Essay I've Ever Read!!

Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu.

Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang.

Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit “Adoi!”. Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua.

Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di GentingHighlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu.

Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit “Adoi..!” dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris.

Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.

Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati.

Year Review

In a few hours, RAT YEAR gonna end.. T.T.. kinda sad... so i must at least post something on my beloved last day of the year..
I dont know what to post but i think i want to post on my whole year review starting from JANUARY 2008....I'll only post what i remembered la because its such a long time already..

Jan
Happy New Year!! (2008), Entered 4sc2 and voted as the class Monitor.

Feb
Happy Chinese New Year. Got quite alot of angpaus'. Duty with MGS in my school's Cross Country Run. ^^

Mar
Joined Prefect. Quit Monitor. Went to see Area Competition which my team was not participating. SMI only won silver for marching in the Ambulance Cadet. SMI too won all 3 highest individual in the Ambulance Cadet and the sole highest individual in the Ambulance Adult. Staring : Donivald - Bronze, Jia Heng - Silver, Eric - Gold in the Ambulance Cadet and Kam Wah - Sole Gold in the Ambulance Adult

Apr
April Fool!!. Duty for Sports Day.. Thats all i remembered..

May
Handover. Got the Assisstant Secretary post, First in SMI SJAM history. For me this post is also known as Publisity Director or HQ boy in other words. Annual First Aid Examination.

Jun
Join JPP Telelmatch. SMI SJAM NCO Camp. Trainer for group 'Bahamut'. Got promoted as Cadet Corperal together with Teik Sum and Ivan and got a Service Stripe too during ST JOHN DAY

Jul
Joined the SJAM KUIZ. Got bronze after trashing PGS but lost to Ayer Tawar by 1 mark. AMC got first. Beat JPP for third placing.

Aug
Mooncake Festival. Annual Parade, i was the banner holder for AC13. Join MGS Fire Fighting Course. MERDEKA PARADE Marching

Sep
19 - my birthday, a boring one. Went to Manjung to join Home Skills and Animal Care course organised by SMJK Ayer Tawar.

Oct
Final Year Examination. Preparation for Casualty Simulation Course, i'm the Secretary of this Course. My first HIGHWAY DUTY which ended up with a night case.

Nov
SMI organised Casualty Simulation Course for 3 days. 1st, 2nd and 8th. Join LTC at Teluk Batik.

Dec
Supposed to be Senior for NCO CAMP but suffered Dengue. So dissapointed as i've waited very long to join this CAMP. Christmas and Countdown for New Year (2009).

GOODBYE 2008. HELLO 2009

Addition to LTC!!

Try finding me in the above pictures!! I'll 'belanja' you 'makan' if you are able to find me in the 4 pictures.

ps: Michaelians are not allowed to take part!!

6.42am

zzzzz...
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!....
Mo Siang for almost 10 hours already...
wah, killed so many mini boss....
enough lar...
actually, i'm not that sleepy now...
aiya, sleep la...
gud night...

MY PHONE IS BACK!!!!

Woohoo...
Finally...
My phone...
IS BACK!!!!!

i duno how to express my feelings now. i finally got my pone back.
but..
i lost all my contacts...
so please miss call me or sms me to give me back your number!!
i got 2 numbers...
0185759616 or 0163235196
please do so before CHRISTMAS so i can wish you a MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
^^

Sitting at home waiting to ROT!!

Finally, my character is now Lv30 where now i can learn TAI YI FORMATION. Christmas event is coming because there's an emergency maintainance now. Before that, i wanna wish all of you a HOLY JOLLY MERRY CHRISTMAS and a HAPPY NEW YEAR.

I went to HQ with my dad today right after i was discharged from the hospital. He had a talk with the campers. He bought back this :

3rd time in ward!!

Haiz, finally i'm back from the hospital!

Well, i was admited to the hospital for denggi fever, but luckily now i'm OK again!!!

I was admited to HOSPITAL PANTAI PUTERI on the 17th of December..

Haiz, kinda sad now because i have to skip NCO Camp, T.T

I'm sick!!

sore throat,

bone ache,

muscle ache,

flu,

high fever

= sick!!

hopefully its not denggi!!